Minions
Minions is so unfathomably bad it should genuinley violate the Geneva Conventions for Protection of Civillians. But let’s calm it down, this movie is no more than a money grab, a sugar rush, and an eye strain, because there is practically no plot, and the entertainment value is down in the Mariana Trench. This just shows how large movie companies just want money, and the good movies are usually made by the request of directors rather than the corporations themselves.
This sorry-ass franchise is so bad it’s only comparable to that of the non Spider-Man SonyVerse movies, and trust me that’s not a good thing. This movie is the equivalent of crack for children, and should be used as a modern form of medieval torture.
Unlike other bad animated films like The Good Dinosaur or The Lorax, this one is genuinely unwatchable due to the fact that it looks like a collection of all the crayons that the target audience has eaten. It is overly bright, chaotic, noisy, and outright disgusting, that it absolutely deserves the 11%.