The Good Dinosaur
Here we are, The Good Dinosaur, that title is ironic because this movie SUCKS, it is fittingly rated a 2% because there is hardly anything of note to review.
One reason this movie is weird and misleading is the fact that it actually LOOKS good, (key word being “looks”) because the poster really didn’t need to go this hard.
But let’s not glaze this boring, lifeless, plotless, piece of ass movie. I mean, usually for our reviews I would touch on plot and entertainment, but to actually talk about those aspects is an actual form of medieval torture. So I will do my best to explain.
There is a dinosaur called Arlo who is bad at everything and scared of everything. His dad tries to teach him how to be normal and then dies in the rain. Arlo falls in a river and gets lost for most of the movie. He meets a wild human kid who acts like a dog and they just walk around together. They meet some other dinosaurs, look at some scenery, almost die a few times, and then keep walking. Eventually Arlo is not as scared anymore. The kid leaves with other humans. The end.
Sound awful to you? That’s because it is. Undoubtedly the worst Pixar movie ever made and deserving of a 2% in our 100 Days, 100 Reviews Series.